Mortal Kombat Scorpion
Finish it ⋱⋰⋱
Tiger Zero Classic
Boxer Sweat ⋱⋰⋱
Energy Drunk Mug
STOP SPILLING YOUR DRINKS! ⋱⋰⋱
Ngine Classic
Engine Oil ⋱⋰⋱
Furocity Victorious Tyson Fury
Furiating Vinegar Timpson Furry ⋱⋰⋱
Monster Energy Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red
Monster Energy Everyday Rose Rinse ⋱⋰⋱
Furiocity Fearless Tyson Fury
A manly drink for manly mans! ⋱⋰⋱
Carabao Orange Blast
63 calories is not sugar-free ⋱⋰⋱
Carabao Green Apple
Do you like Apple Tango? ⋱⋰⋱
C4 Smart Energy Watermelon Burst
This is my jam ⋱⋰⋱
Reign Total Body Fuel Razzle Berry
Can't wait for my total body to be fueled ⋱⋰⋱
Monster Energy Ultra Rosa
Good but vague ⋱⋰⋱
Grenade Energy
Hiccoughed immediately ⋱⋰⋱
NOCCO BCAA Limón del sol
BCAA in the hizzay! ⋱⋰⋱
C4 Smart Energy Red Berry Yuzu
This is the bomb! ⋱⋰⋱
Rubicon RAW Energy
No notes ⋱⋰⋱
Virtue Clean Energy Tropical
Yerba, mate! ⋱⋰⋱
Monster Juiced Aussie Lemonade
Sugary flat lemonade ⋱⋰⋱
Rockstar Strawberry Lime
IT'S THE SAME FUCKING DRINK! ⋱⋰⋱
Rockstar Refresh Strawberry Lime
Literally questioning the concept of personality ⋱⋰⋱
Rockstar Creamfields
Of what would you expect a CREAMfields drink to taste? ⋱⋰⋱
IRN-BRU XTRA
Irn-bru but more Irn-bruer? ⋱⋰⋱
Monster Energy Ultra Fiesta
What colour do you imagine when you hear 'fiesta'? ⋱⋰⋱
Monster Energy Ultra Strawberry Dreams
This is the longest named product, can the taste be just as long? ⋱⋰⋱
Alani Kimade
138mg of caffeine, let's frickin' go! ⋱⋰⋱
Monster Juiced
Sugar and sweeteners; Pick a lane, yo ⋱⋰⋱
Flying Cauldron Butterscotch Beer
Flat cream soda, great ⋱⋰⋱
Mega Brain Licker Sour Blue Raspberry
It's blue, didn't want that ⋱⋰⋱
Vimto Energy Zero
YA LIK VIMTOR SONNY JOHM? ⋱⋰⋱
Dragon Energy Sugar Free
I'm BACK, baBY! ⋱⋰⋱
Relentless Passion Punch
Jesus Christ, why do they do these things to me? ⋱⋰⋱
Monster Energy Ultra Red
Now surely this will deliver the goods I so desperately need to be delivered! ⋱⋰⋱
Relentless Origin Ultra
As you know by now, low calories is important to me (just kidding, no-one in their right mind would read more than one half of a review) ⋱⋰⋱
Monster Energy Ultra Sunrise
Well, that was pretty darn unexpected! ⋱⋰⋱
Oxxo Energy Drink
Looks like 'Oxo', does it taste like it? ⋱⋰⋱
No Fear Extreme Energy Blue
Jesus Christ alive and well and living amongst us! ⋱⋰⋱
Oxxo Elder-mint
Get out! ⋱⋰⋱
Emerge Dual Blue
Why is the can blue? ⋱⋰⋱
Marley's Mellow Mood
Anti-energy drink? ⋱⋰⋱
Era Cream Soda
"With sugar and sweetener", so you know KNOW it's going to be good! ⋱⋰⋱
Relentless Zero
Why have they taken so long to make this? ⋱⋰⋱
Red Bull
Everyone already knows about this ⋱⋰⋱
Replay
A kindly friend brought me this from sunny Greece! ⋱⋰⋱
Rockstar Freeze Frozen Watermelon
I must remember this review when I see it next! ⋱⋰⋱
Seagull
After being lulled into a false sense of seagullity, you experience a wash of urine ⋱⋰⋱
Rifle
Dude, quick, think of a manly branding concept! ⋱⋰⋱
Spam
Worst possible name for a drink, right? ⋱⋰⋱
Boost & Boom
I might give up ⋱⋰⋱
Boam Boam
How can something taste of nothing, and yet something? ⋱⋰⋱
Emerge Dragon Fruit Citrus Zing
'PRE-EXERCISE ENERGY ACTIVE8 WATER'
Finally, a drink that isn't a slosh of garbage juice!
