Carabao Green Apple
Do you like Apple Tango? ⋱⋰⋱
C4 Smart Energy Watermelon Burst
This is my jam ⋱⋰⋱
Reign Total Body Fuel Razzle Berry
Can't wait for my total body to be fueled ⋱⋰⋱
Monster Energy Ultra Rosa
Good but vague ⋱⋰⋱
Grenade Energy
Hiccoughed immediately ⋱⋰⋱
NOCCO BCAA Limón del sol
BCAA in the hizzay! ⋱⋰⋱
C4 Smart Energy Red Berry Yuzu
This is the bomb! ⋱⋰⋱
Rubicon RAW Energy
No notes ⋱⋰⋱
Virtue Clean Energy Tropical
Yerba, mate! ⋱⋰⋱
Monster Juiced Aussie Lemonade
Sugary flat lemonade ⋱⋰⋱
Rockstar Strawberry Lime
IT'S THE SAME FUCKING DRINK! ⋱⋰⋱
Rockstar Refresh Strawberry Lime
Literally questioning the concept of personality ⋱⋰⋱
Rockstar Creamfields
Of what would you expect a CREAMfields drink to taste? ⋱⋰⋱
IRN-BRU XTRA
Irn-bru but more Irn-bruer? ⋱⋰⋱
Monster Energy Ultra Fiesta
What colour do you imagine when you hear 'fiesta'? ⋱⋰⋱
Monster Energy Ultra Strawberry Dreams
This is the longest named product, can the taste be just as long? ⋱⋰⋱
Alani Kimade
138mg of caffeine, let's frickin' go! ⋱⋰⋱
Monster Juiced
Sugar and sweeteners; Pick a lane, yo ⋱⋰⋱
Flying Cauldron Butterscotch Beer
Flat cream soda, great ⋱⋰⋱
Mega Brain Licker Sour Blue Raspberry
It's blue, didn't want that ⋱⋰⋱
Vimto Energy Zero
YA LIK VIMTOR SONNY JOHM? ⋱⋰⋱
Dragon Energy Sugar Free
I'm BACK, baBY! ⋱⋰⋱
Relentless Passion Punch
Jesus Christ, why do they do these things to me? ⋱⋰⋱
Monster Energy Ultra Red
Now surely this will deliver the goods I so desperately need to be delivered! ⋱⋰⋱
Relentless Origin Ultra
As you know by now, low calories is important to me (just kidding, no-one in their right mind would read more than one half of a review) ⋱⋰⋱
Monster Energy Ultra Sunrise
Well, that was pretty darn unexpected! ⋱⋰⋱
Oxxo Energy Drink
Looks like 'Oxo', does it taste like it? ⋱⋰⋱
No Fear Extreme Energy Blue
Jesus Christ alive and well and living amongst us! ⋱⋰⋱
Oxxo Elder-mint
Get out! ⋱⋰⋱
Emerge Dual Blue
Why is the can blue? ⋱⋰⋱
Marley's Mellow Mood
Anti-energy drink? ⋱⋰⋱
Era Cream Soda
"With sugar and sweetener", so you know KNOW it's going to be good! ⋱⋰⋱
Relentless Zero
Why have they taken so long to make this? ⋱⋰⋱
Red Bull
Everyone already knows about this ⋱⋰⋱
Replay
A kindly friend brought me this from sunny Greece! ⋱⋰⋱
Rockstar Freeze Frozen Watermelon
I must remember this review when I see it next! ⋱⋰⋱
Seagull
After being lulled into a false sense of seagullity, you experience a wash of urine ⋱⋰⋱
Rifle
Dude, quick, think of a manly branding concept! ⋱⋰⋱
Spam
Worst possible name for a drink, right? ⋱⋰⋱
Boost & Boom
I might give up ⋱⋰⋱
Boam Boam
How can something taste of nothing, and yet something? ⋱⋰⋱
Emerge Dragon Fruit Citrus Zing
'PRE-EXERCISE ENERGY ACTIVE8 WATER'
Finally, a drink that isn't a slosh of garbage juice!
Monster Energy Ultra Violet
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! ⋱⋰⋱
Carabao
Carabao! ⋱⋰⋱
Red Thunder
Terrible name, terrible design ⋱⋰⋱
Rockstar First Start Orange
Squinting up my eyes like a freakin' Clinted Eastwoodsman. ⋱⋰⋱
Emerge Active8 Water Yuzu
I had the dragon fruit version once before, which ticked all the boxes ⋱⋰⋱
Uggo Energy Drink
My expectations for this drink were in the toilet; but were they met? ⋱⋰⋱
Monster Espresso
Tales had been told, amongst the people, of Monster ladies travelling about and delivering their sweet fluids to the townspeople ⋱⋰⋱
Tiger
"Oof" ⋱⋰⋱
Red Bull Tropical
Dead cheap everywhere I look, on clearance for 49p instead of it's RRP £1.19. ⋱⋰⋱
Monster Energy Absolutely Zero
Honestly ⋱⋰⋱
Exotic Stimulation
"Made in the UK with pride" ⋱⋰⋱
Monster Energy Ultra
Heavenly promises from the energy gods made manifest! ⋱⋰⋱
Power Horse
Weird ⋱⋰⋱
Gum Ball 3000
Where do they even find these things? ⋱⋰⋱
Pac-Man Power Up Energy Drink
Namco! ⋱⋰⋱
No Fear
I had high hopes for this ⋱⋰⋱
Big Up Fruit Punch
Dang ⋱⋰⋱
EStar Cranberry
Not many good things to say about this ⋱⋰⋱
XL After Party
I thought I'd had one of these before. ⋱⋰⋱
Tornado Ice
AMAZING! ⋱⋰⋱
Pink Bolt Zero
I've always liked the bolt range ⋱⋰⋱
XL Energy Drink
Not a bad drink at all, tastes dead straight forward ⋱⋰⋱
Hello Kitty Green Tea
Water ⋱⋰⋱
Fist Energy Drink
My God ⋱⋰⋱
Gangster Energy Drink
What a gem! ⋱⋰⋱
Batman Kids Cola
Oh my ⋱⋰⋱
Power+
I'm trying to wrap my head around this spartan German design. ⋱⋰⋱
Positiv
As always, I'm desperate to find drinks that taste a little bit different to the usual ⋱⋰⋱
Sikhye Korean Rice Punch
What a strange drink ⋱⋰⋱
Old Jamaica Cream Soda
So fizzy ⋱⋰⋱
Old Jamaica Ginger Beer Extra Fiery
Whooooeeeeh! ⋱⋰⋱
KA Karibbean Kola
This is delicious ⋱⋰⋱
Superman
This is actually a DC/Warner Brothers official drink, courteously given to me by a friend ⋱⋰⋱
Emerge Zero
I'd say 'as you may remember', but no-one in their right mind will have read through all these reviews ⋱⋰⋱
Nrich
I love these milk drinks, they're so dodgy ⋱⋰⋱
Shark Energy Drink
Wowee, this is one sugary motherfucker! ⋱⋰⋱
Old Jamaica Pineapple Soda
This drink has such a full bodied pineapple flavour ⋱⋰⋱
Pussy
What a hilariously named drink! ⋱⋰⋱
Black Energy Gold
The drink isn't black, it has just a typical colour. ⋱⋰⋱
Singh is King
There's no denying the design of this can is fricking awesome ⋱⋰⋱
MilkyWay Chocolate Milk
I don't know what dodgy MilkyWays Mars have been eating, or chocolate milk for that matter. ⋱⋰⋱
Red Devil
Finally! ⋱⋰⋱
Old Jamaica Grape Soda
Why isn't this a thing?! ⋱⋰⋱
Monster Khaos
In a way I wanted to hate this ⋱⋰⋱
Cola Zero
Rola Cola of course, but you don't often see rola cola zero so thought I'd give it a go ⋱⋰⋱
Barr Cream Soda
First of all, I need to mention that this drink is wonderfully sweet - with sugar and sweeteners. ⋱⋰⋱
Barr Bubblegum
So delicious, as are all the Barr drinks ⋱⋰⋱
Bulldog Power
Such a bold British looking can, union flag colour scheme. ⋱⋰⋱
Boost Energy Citrus
Sharp ⋱⋰⋱
Monster Assault Energy
Without any clear indication, this drink seems to be more of a cola style energy drink ⋱⋰⋱
Boost Energy Orange and Mango
Even at the full RRP, this drink would only set you back 89p which is worth commendation for a 500ml can ⋱⋰⋱
Rockstar Pure Zero
The majority of Rockstar drinks I've had have been pretty disappointing. ⋱⋰⋱
Coca Cola Life
My friend described this drink as tasting 'like flat cola. ⋱⋰⋱
Rockstar Punched Energy + Guava
Jeezy Chreezy, this is one damn calorific drink! ⋱⋰⋱
Monster Energy The Doctor
Do you like Fanta? ⋱⋰⋱
Old Jamaica Strawberry Soda
This drink tastes exactly as you'd imagine, sugary and powerfully strawberry-ey ⋱⋰⋱
Big Up Wild Ginger
Wow! ⋱⋰⋱
Rockstar Xdurance
Flat as a maple syrup laden pancake ⋱⋰⋱
Dynamite
From an entirely unadvertised and unknown brand from a Scottish company (Garvies Soft Drinks Ltd). ⋱⋰⋱
Emerge Mixed Berry
Wow, I opened this can and the liquid was burgeoning up over the hole which is unusual ⋱⋰⋱
Rockstar SuperSours Bubblegum
Calling a drink Rockstar gives it an awful lot to live up to. ⋱⋰⋱
Emerge Tropical
Similarly with that Blue Spark Tropical I had recently. ⋱⋰⋱
Relentless Tropical Juiced
This drunk was yummy, let's make no bones about it ⋱⋰⋱
Blue Spark Tropical Sugar Free
The first swig throws my head back as the unpleasant acidic fizz foams it's way down the back of my throat ⋱⋰⋱
Source Orange & Passion Fruit
For a calorific non-sugar free energy drink I have pretty high expectations ⋱⋰⋱
Relentless Cherry
This actually tastes of cherries! ⋱⋰⋱
Emerge
Finally, a low-end energy drink that has an enjoyable short sharp fizz to it ⋱⋰⋱
XC Energy
I was a little disappointed with this British can of syrup covered pancakes. ⋱⋰⋱
Pepsi Throwback
As I pop the ringpull, the style of the can makes me crack a little smile. ⋱⋰⋱
Monster Energy
Monster is delicious and that's all there is to say on the matter ⋱⋰⋱
Source Sugar Free
I'm always keen to try the cheap supermarket own-brand drinks, in particular sugar free ones ⋱⋰⋱
Black Sun Energy Drink
Here we have an Italian drink (but made in the UK) ⋱⋰⋱
Blue Bolt Zero
This is a reasonably priced drink when on offer and tastes great ⋱⋰⋱
Rodeo Energy Drink
I am under the impression this drink is Dutch, or at least Netherlandish ⋱⋰⋱