Alani Kimade
12 November 2024
138mg of caffeine, let's frickin' go!
Mmm Kimade flavour, what the fuck is that. [Googles].. good lords it's only Kimberley Cardassian flavour, gross! Except it's not actually, it's bang on. Tasting like your typical lemony energy drink with a blast of strawberry candy sweetness in a way that isn't as synthetic as you'd expect but rather totally pleasant. Like if I had a cosmo that tasted like this I'd be like "ooh yum yum yummy mcYumpins" and then get kicked out of my friendship circle for such language.
What else to say? Well it's made in the Netherlands and surely has sweet fuck all to do with KK k, especially considering it's gaudy, godawful graphics that arrogantly show off the parent nutritional company rather than Kam Kurdistanian's name (so I have to knock a few decimals for that).
It's a super typical energy drink under the hood, other than strawberry and a super unusually high dose of caffeine. In the UK there are no explicit legal limits for caffeine in drinks but it's just unusually high and you know what, I'm here for it. Get Kim's juice in ya'!
- Bought from
- Home Bargains
- Price
- £0.69
- Volume
- 330ml
- Calories
- 3kcal/100ml
- Caffeine
- 42mg/100ml
- Rating