Carabao Green Apple
22 April 2025
Do you like Apple Tango? I do, which is handy because that's how this tastes.. but not quite as good. "Why ever not?!", I hear you all desperately crying out through the whorls of electrons and time. You need answers, you crave them. It's the only reason any of us are truly here. How could you possibly carry on without knowing? The breaths are bated beyond measure, the tension is as tense as a past participle and the desperate are Dan.
WELL! It just tastes like the shadow of an apple, and as the caffeine embitters it without correct sweetener countenance so actually it's kinda like apple skin.
- Bought from
- Home Bargains
- Price
- £0.99
- Volume
- 330ml
- Calories
- 1kcal/100ml
- Caffeine
- 32mg/100ml
- Rating