Dark Thunder Ultimate Pink

Dark Thunder Ultimate Pink
1 September 2025

Twilight Delight.

Now we're talking! Finally a decent Monster effort from Aldi and they smashed it. I mean, it has some truly awful spiel about screaming on mountaintops and you, the consumer fearlessly becoming DARK THUNDER which is terrible.. but I don't care. It's called "Dark Thunder" despite being pink but I don't care. The logo is a capital 'T' which isn't the first initial of the product name but I don't care. The background is a migraine of aztec nonsense but I don't care. It's descriptor is "Ultimate Pink" despite neither being pink nor tasting of anything pink (blackcurrant and carrot). All that matters is that it's a fair likeness to my favourite drinks brand, Monster, being as it is: well balanced, fizzy, sweet but not synthetic, fruity but not tart.

They absolutely nailed it right out of the gate and so this might be the current favourite. Fantastic work Aldi!

Bought from
Home Bargains
Price
£0.99
Volume
500ml
Calories
2kcal/100ml
Caffeine
30mg/100ml
Rating
4.9/5