Energy Drunk

I'm BACK, baBY!

After a six year hiatus for no particular reason, ja boi's back ont dranks and starting off with this stylish, contemporarily dragonèd can of chemicals. So excited for my tongue to dive to depths of flavour hitherto unknown, and what does it find? .. Nothing. I mean, it's fizzy water with vitamins, sweetener, caffeine, taurine and a drop of citric acid. Like the most depressing cocktail ever.

I'm not sure what I expected, but I expected more than this. I mean, it's not bad, it's just.. nothing. It's a nothing drink. It's a drink for people who don't like drinks .. or don't like themselves.

Interestingly it claims to have 3 calories per can, but also states 1cal/100ml and no matter how you slice it, one of those is a lie. Regardless I'll give it a rating of 1 because it is potable and if either of those statements are true, it's the lowest calorie energy drink I've seen.