Energy Drunk

From an entirely unadvertised and unknown brand from a Scottish company (Garvies Soft Drinks Ltd)..

Comes this very cheap drink. They supposedly come in a few flavours, and sugar free but I haven't seen any of those yet.

I thought I'd check out their website and read some of the testimonials. As a web developer myself, I'm always entirely dubious of every self-published testimonial as they're almost always written by company employees. It seems I'm not wrong, as two of the four reviews claim it is the best drink they've ever had.

Now. The drink is not exactly unpleasant, it's sweet and marginally fizzy (the minimum requirements, I'd say). After a minute the fizz goes and the backwashy watery flavour is all that remains. I'm giving it at 2 because there's nothing I dislike about it.. but it's fair to say there's no enjoyment to be had either.

Certainly not the best drink I'VE ever had (or, I daresay, any first-world human).