Energy Drunk

STOP SPILLING YOUR DRINKS!

Do you get so excited for a new energy drink that you flail around spilling the hot, unrefrigerated bitter liquid all over your laptop? Ruining company equipment, costing thousands of pounds in repairs every single day? You managed to get away with it yesterday, calling in a fraudulent theft claim but it surely won't slide with the management again today. You really can't afford to lose this job; there are no other options.. this place is the last chance saloon and your bills have increased so much recently that you'd be homeless within a month.

Working as hard as you possibly can all day, slamming these energy drinks more out of necessity now than enjoyment. In fact thinking back you can't say you've enjoyed anything in, wow, years to be honest. Socialisation is a distant memory and even then you were only going through the motions, haunting the world like a ghost of your former self.

As your existance shrinks, you now sit there shivering in the dark. A wan and withering, emaciated body about to take the first sip of the last remaining energy drink. In doing so, you afford yourself the only treat of which you're still capable: squinting your imagination into the memory of a verdant meadow of a world long past but you can't.. the grass is withered, cold, desiccated and your image has faded to a listless grey unlike this mug!

Buy one here! (or 3D print your own if you like). The colours are gonna vary of course but consistency is a luxury the planet can no longer afford.