Energy Drunk

Flat cream soda, great.

Alright so there's a rich slightly burnt caramel butter flavour. Flavouring I should say, because it's wildly obvious that this drink is literally just (barely) carbonated water + sugar + artificial flavourings. It has sweetener on top too, so it tastes exactly like if you've ever eaten a sweetener tablet. It almost feels like a bit of a pisstake; I mean it's obviously a Harry Potter ripoff which is fine but the drink itself is so loveless. In HP World (the museum not, a depressing printer exhibit) the butterbeer is filled with real cream.. absolutely delicious and rich like a root beer float but this my friends is a sad, heartless excuse of a sugar water that I wouldn't slosh into my worst enemy's gob. Well, except for a laugh.