Energy Drunk

A manly drink for manly mans! What colour would a manly drink be? That's right, pink. What flavour? You got it.. grape. How many calories? Fuckin none mate let's go.

First of all, this drink is pretty nice - grape is such an underrated flavour for fizzy drinks in my country but let's have a think here, who is Tyson Fury? Well, he's a successful boxer from a long line of Furys apparently - fun fact his father gouged someone's eye out - so he's a tough bruiser that implores you to "be fearless with [his] hard hitting blend of purple grape energy". Now, normally I'd be the first in line to question if a subtle pink low-calory beverage can help me break free from my limitations but considering the ambassador might bang me out or call his dad up to get his gouge on.. best not, eh.