Energy Drunk

Furiating Vinegar Timpson Furry.

Acrid: sharp, harsh and unpleasant. Angry and bitter

This was designed by someone who hates people drinking their drinks. They hate people and their tongues: forever tasting, unsatisfiable.

This is carbonated water with sweeteners, a dash of watermelon flavouring and lemon juice. That's it. That's what it is. "There you go, sonny Jomm, get that round yer chops ya little shit. I 'ate ya. Always comin' at me with your 'daddy, daddy please may I have something nice to drink', like a godamn pussy boy, GROW UP. Drinks aren't to enjoyed, they're to keep you alive and you barely deserve that. What have you ever done for me? Lazy little twat, get a job!".

This exercise in depression is another effort from the famous boxer. A similarly uncomplicated flavour to say the least... it's one flavour. Do fitness types ashew complexity in all its forms? Baffled by multiple notes? Wine is a confusing jazz to them.

"Designed to fuel your body and mind" says the description and yet it absolutely does neither of those things, having almost zero calories. I think they need to go home and have a nice think about what the word fuel means.

OH GODS I just realised it's called 'Furocity', not 'Furiocity'. Why?! It doesn't improve the painful pun. It's inFuriating and maybe even a straight up typo? With the truly miserable graphic design branding as well I thoroughly mourn this product. The inherent threat of violence shall silence me no longer!