Energy Drunk

Orange Peels.

"Oof, awful" was my out-loud response to this. It tastes overwhelmingly of pith and peel of oranges and limes which is to say it's bitter. Like, it's sweet and sour at the same time for sure but its so acrid you can't think about anything else. Incredibly bizarre that they've designed this to taste 'dry' - clearly without understanding what dry means in a drink. Dry means not sweet. That's it, that's what dry means. Get that tattooed on the inside of your eyelids, Monster developers, because you've fucked it here guys.

Have you had knockoff pick n' mix haribo sourmix style sweets? Where it's just bicarb sherbert that lingers on your tongue like washing powder for ages after? Yeah this does that. It's undelightful. It's triple plus ungood.

I love nitro beers; it adds a fine fizz that gives a tingly creamy texture and here it does have that a bit so I can't deny them the effort and hope they try again but My Giddy Aunt it's overloaded with notes of a bucket of caipirinha dregs. Yuck.