Monster Energy Ultra Red
31 January 2018
Now surely this will deliver the goods I so desperately need to be delivered!
Yeah it fucking does! This bright red nectar flows richly down my throat like the sanguineous blood of my many fallen enemies.
Such satisfaction.
But.. calories..? Nope!
People argue over the flavours of this line of drinks but who cares really? It's red flavour.
Nothing more to say, I'd love to try it with vodka. It ticks every single damn box. It has slightly less caffeine than normal - but sod it, you've got half a litre of the stuff! Unfortunately it's a little pricey (not currently on offer) and if not for I'd give it a 5 rating as I can't actually imagine a better tasting drink.
Truth bomb.
- Bought from
- Mace
- Price
- £1.59
- Volume
- 500ml
- Calories
- 9kcal/100ml
- Caffeine
- 28mg/100ml
- Rating