Energy Drunk

Good but vague. If you imagined the taste of a drink that was just very slightly pink then you've got it. It's supposed to taste of all kindsa pink things, because if they're all the same colour they go together right? Pink lemonade, pink wine pinks guavas and strawberries. Well, the rosé of energy drinks this aint. It doesn't taste especially strong of anything, perhaps they all cancel each other out. Or more likely because it doesn't bloody contain any of those things!! Literally the closest thing in the ingredients is 'flavourings' so they proper skimped out on this one. Sorry Monster, you're goin' down hill ma dudes.

On another note, here's the bang-on hallucinatory AI completion for this review:

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