Monster Energy Ultra Strawberry Dreams
17 December 2024
This is the longest named product, can the taste be just as long?
No. The end.
Okay I'll say some more shit. It's tastes like strawberry flavouring and nothing else. Relatively watery, weak and the strawberry is a little unnatural. I mean, it's natural flavouring so doesn't taste like sweets but more like those freeze-dried strawberry pieces from your mum's cereal in the 90s.
Howsoever, I actually like strawberry flavoured stuff (more than actual strawberries) and have been waiting for a straight up no-nonsense-strawberry-flavoured energy drink for blewmin' ages.
God I've typed 'strawberries' a lot in this review, what am I even doing with my life.. why does any of this matter? It just can't, no one cares. Why do I do this to myself? Okay, points for existentialism too.
- Bought from
- Tesco
- Price
- £1.85
- Volume
- 500ml
- Calories
- 2kcal/100ml
- Caffeine
- 30mg/100ml
- Rating