Energy Drunk

What a hilariously named drink!

As is often the case with excuberantly packaged drinks, the can is by far the best bit.

In fact I can't say I'm enjoying this drink at all.. it tastes sharp, bitter, sour and watery all at the same time. I was really looking forward to trying this, as it has such interesting ingredients: Grenadilla, Lychee, Milk Thistle, Sarsaparilla, Schizandra and Ginkgo Biloba - to name but a few. I love how they use interesting names for common things (i.e. grenadilla = passionfruit, milk thistle is just a regular thistle, etc.)

I've had a crate of a similar tasting herb drink a while ago and, having to drink lots of them, it does grow on you. I remember it's bitterness matched spicy foods quite well, so for the possibility of acquiring the taste and the funny name I'll give it 1 star. Other than that, it's mightily disappointing and it brings the following to mind:

Can you you polish a turd? No, but you can roll it in glitter.