Energy Drunk

Everyone already knows about this. Don't bother reading.

We've all tried this. In fact that's why I haven't bothered reviewing it for all this time. Lovely drink by all accounts but a dead basic flavour, sugary and expensive.

Interesting sized can though, 355ml. I guess when you dominate a market with product identicates, your only option is to produce slight variations in container size (ahem Coke ahem Apple).

And yes, I know "Identicate" isn't a real word but I like it. Like "identical" but a noun? Let's all start using it. That's how words are created right? Enough people agree that it's legit and it becomes so.

Quite a boring review so far and not really on-topic.. why do I bother?

Alcohol adverts are famously not allowed to portray booze as giving you any special abilities (even though it totally does). The Red Bull adverts however, show people sprouting wiiings and being able to fly after drinking. I find that intruing.

Is this review intruiging yet? No? Oh well, I tried.