Rockstar Creamfields

Rockstar Creamfields
21 January 2025

Of what would you expect a CREAMfields drink to taste? That's right - tropical gauva. And what festival do you think of when you think of a Rockstar? Creamfields, of course.

I fucking love a unified vision for a product! So with our hopes good and low let's take a gulp of this unpredictable drink. Mmmmm, apple juice. Wait, what? It tastes of apple juice.

Never judge a book by its cover they always told us (or indeed a cover by its book) but in this case it's an apple juice book with a confused mess of illustration concepts for a cover. The crochets are bloody backwards for fuck sake... read a book! But not this one, obviously, because all you'd learn is that a surprisingly caffeinated bitter beverage is only worth 1 star.

Bought from
Morrisons
Price
£1.00
Volume
500ml
Calories
19kcal/100ml
Caffeine
40mg/100ml
Rating
1/5