Rockstar Freeze Frozen Watermelon

Rockstar Freeze Frozen Watermelon
31 January 2018

I must remember this review when I see it next!

It's my disability: Failing to fully recollect my own opinions on things. Maybe I'm a Westworld robot? Awesome.

But no but yeah but for reals this drink is particularly, astonishingly not great. Quite a shame because it looks super rad! Well, outwardly at least. The liquid itself has an offputting bloody milk appearance.

The taste is just nothingness. I must admit I often notice this with 'watermelon flavour' things but then again, watermelons are quite watery so I suppose that's a good excuse.

Every time I have a Rockstar drink I regret it and decide never to buy more. Then a few weeks later, I forget that notion entirely and here we are. Godamnit it brain, try harder!

Oh well, maybe this is my lot in life. Moreover I'm starting to consider the possibility that energy drinks give me mouth ulcers. Going to have to do some serious science to resolve that theory or I'm going to have to go home and re-think my life. #deathsticks

Bought from
Mace
Price
£0.99
Volume
500ml
Calories
55kcal/100ml
Caffeine
32mg/100ml
Rating
1.5/5