Energy Drunk

Literally questioning the concept of personality. Does it taste of strawberry? Yes. Does it taste of lime? Yes. Does it taste of black carrot? Yes for some reason, don't think about it. In fact, no let's think about it in excruciating detail.

This drink is branded REFRESH because you know, it's refreshing, right? You probably think most drinks are refreshing.. wrong, this is genuine refreshment. "This is the 90s baby! We've got green AND red AND silver colours! SCREW YOU GRANDAD WE'RE XTREME!" "Okay, great job boomer designer you've done your best, now what flavour do we add to make it refreshing? Black carrot, perfect".

Where are they even getting black carrots? This is probably made in the UK - by Britvic (owned by PepsiCo) - and those aren't typically grown here and regardless they have a pretty similar flavour to regular carrots. Also, why the fuck are they added carrot flavour anyway? Honestly what is going on in Rockstar HQ. Energy drink design is such a wild-westward ever-changing sea, and I love that you can find different ones every week without fail. Jokes aside though, despite having zero original personality, this drink is alright: the flavour combination does work and it's comparably middling like the rest of their drinks.