Seagull

Seagull
31 January 2018

After being lulled into a false sense of seagullity, you experience a wash of urine. Perhaps seagull urine? I get it now. Sweet, citric, watery nonsense.

"To be fair, it does say 'lightly carbonated' on the can" exclaims a workmate and they're right so yes, it gets a point for honesty.

Nothing more to say about this, it has no flavour or qualities of any kind. The shop owner told me that local builders buy it like crazy and.. well, I don't know what to do with that information.

Bought from
Rita's Pantry
Price
£0.33
Volume
250ml
Calories
46kcal/100ml
Caffeine
32mg/100ml
Rating
1.5/5