Tiger Zero Classic
31 July 2025
Boxer Sweat.
This has been in my cupboard for so impossibly long I forgot why it was there. I'd reviewed their full fat version as one of worst drinks ever, causing immediate stomach ache, and this may well have been bought at the same time .. 8 years ago which is worrying, it's certainly out-of-date.
Diving in and it's not as bad as the classic in that it's low calory but still all the myriad issues and the sweetness is like the after burn of vomiting orange juice. Perhaps it's the erythritol that is hurting my stomach but it is quite astounding that they could create something so utterly devoid of pleasure.
Ah! Looking more closely this time and there's a name - Dariusz Michalczewski - a 90s Polish boxer nicknamed Tiger and the drink inexplicably has a wiki page. But who cares? Not I. What a boring world we live in.
- Bought from
- Morrisons
- Price
- £0.80
- Volume
- 250ml
- Calories
- 1kcal/100ml
- Caffeine
- 32mg/100ml
- Rating